I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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