idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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