i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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