i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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