Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm both gender and math confused
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