just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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