I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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