I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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