Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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