I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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