i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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