Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
