Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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