Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
