Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
