Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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