This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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