I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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