How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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