he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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