Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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