i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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