If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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