I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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