Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
thus making me awesome and them whores
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
