He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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