Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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