yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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