I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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