I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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