he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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