she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
