Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She made me pour olive oil on her.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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