Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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