Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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