Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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