Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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