i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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