shes about as inviting as chlamydia
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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