I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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