Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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