You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
