hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
