another moral hangover. fuck.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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