is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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