Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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