I want to walk on stilts...naked
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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