his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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