____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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