North Korea, Best Korea!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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