Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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