Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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