that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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