Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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