i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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