You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I'm really busy with my period
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