I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
