OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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