Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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